| Me: | Today at lunch one of the dining halls served spinach salad with goat cheese and apples and walnuts. I was so excited and took a whole plate. Midway through eating, I stumble across a piece of bacon. Bacon? How peculiar. I thought it was a mistake, a pleasant one at that, and kept eating. |
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| Me: | BUT THEN I FOUND ANOTHER PIECE OF BACON. |
| Me: | Some genius decided to put bacon in the perfect salad, thus making it even more perfect. |
| Me: | I think they also put crack in it. |
| Me: | Diary of an ex-vegetarian. |
| Friend: | You just sent me 6 texts about bacon in salad... I've never been more proud. |
